Fischmarkt
the U-Bahn station „Schlump“
the U-Bahn station „Alte Wöhr“
The annoying child voices who say the station names on the U-Bahn
Some traffic lights just switch themselves off at night
Post boxes are hard to find
„Spunk“ brand chewing gum
Penny-people in Pennymarkt
Dodgy tramps who look in every bin to find things to pfand
Everyone smokes
„Funky Pussy Club“ – its a club, not a strip joint
The pole dancer at the beach Doll House
The prostitutes and their bum-bags
Everybody is either a hardcore HSV fan or a hardcore St.Pauli fan, yet they never fight.
The man who looks like a down-and-out and who sits outside Lidl asking people for money, then at the end of his „shift“ gets in the back of a car
People love to practice their English with you
There are more bikes than people
Without sounding racist; none of the black people here can speak German very well
There is no train to the airport
There isnt enough Hamburgers in Hamburg
Where is the REAL cheese?
There are more people who take stuff OUT of bins than people who put stuff IN the bins
The most attractive girl here is English
